It has taken some time and work, but our president has invented a new language. "Obamese" and "Barackish" aren't quite right, so let's call it "Obamish."
Obamish uses English, but it does so to confuse most listeners while really communicating with only a few. Obamish is a language based on lies -- but, when it's effective, it's language that establishes plausible deniability around the implementation of politically risky, far-left policies. Obamish is an arrogant language, premised on a need-to-know custodial view of the governed.
I was expecting that there would be an in-print dicitionary coming out soon so we could all decipher "Obamish", but then I realized that Obamish would then be documented, and that the President would then be held accountable for his words.
You know that ain't gonna happen.